i hate when people are like “only dogs can give u love and affection cats are cold and elusive” like okay dog person if you had ever actually owned a cat you would know they are the neediest fucking creatures on the planet
cats will literally sit on your head until you pay attention to them
Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
life is like a box of chocolates
i don’t have a box of chocolates
the amount of men i would marry without a second’s hesitation is a little appalling.
EA GAMES
challenge everything
jesus must have been having a fantastic day when he decided to create ed sheeran
